player111
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Post by player111 on Oct 5, 2006 9:25:25 GMT -5
Bono is at a U2 concert in Dublin when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says in to the microphone... "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice from near the front pierces the silence... "Well, f*cking stop clapping then!!"
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Post by sarah89 on Aug 22, 2007 15:32:16 GMT -5
This girl gets pulled over by a cop for speeding The cop says, "Can I see your drivers license" The girl say's, "I dont have one" The cop say's, "Do you have any weapons in the car?" The girl say's, "Yes I have a gun in the glovebox." The cop say's, "Get out of the car for me and open your trunk!" The girls gets out and say's, "You dont want me to open the trunk their is a dead body in there." So the cop calls his boss and calls for back up. His boss gets there and ask the girl the same questions Can I see your license? She says yes and gives the officer her drivers license. The officer searches the car for a weapon and cant find one. So the officer tells the girl to open the trunk. She opens the trunk and nothing is in there. The officer looks over at his cop and says, "What the heck is going on?" "First you say she has no licence then you tell me she has a gun and a dead body in the trunk"..."the girl interupts him and say's I bet this lying A hole also told you i was speeding." Awa[k]enD
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Post by -Spyrow` on Aug 22, 2007 21:13:07 GMT -5
looooool
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Post by iCE-CoLD^ on Aug 23, 2007 23:04:52 GMT -5
lmao.
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Post by sarah89 on Aug 24, 2007 15:49:46 GMT -5
Hey,
So this guy reads in the paper that you can have sex and lose wait at same time. So he goes to this place and ask about the program. The girl at the counter tells him if you pay us $100.00 you are locked in a room with a girl for 15min. So he pays the money, waits in the room naked and a really pretty girl come out naked with a sighn around her neck that says, "Catch me and I'm yours" So he runs around the room trying to catch her but he cant. So the next day he gives the girl at the counter $200.00! The girl says, "Ok go wait in the room naked." So the guy waits naked and two pretty girls come out naked with sighns on their neck that say, "Catch me and I'm yours!" So he runs around the room for 30min but he cant catch them. So the next day he very angry cuz he only losing weight not having sex. So he thinks hmm maybe I give here 1000.00 dollars I will get 10 girls for very long time...I know I can catch 1 out of 10 girls. So the next day he gives the girl at the counter 1000.00 dollars. The girl ask the guy if he is sure he want to do this. The guy answers yes with big smile on his face. She says, "ok go into the room naked and wait." Few minutes later Two big guys come in naked with sighns around there neck that say, "If i catch you...YOUR MINE!"
Hope you like Awa[k]enD
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Post by xen0 on Aug 25, 2007 7:10:11 GMT -5
xD
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Post by sarah89 on Aug 26, 2007 10:39:23 GMT -5
Hey,
These three guys are granted a wish a piece. All they have to do is run down this wishing hill and whatever u say will happen So the first guy runs as fast as he can down the hill and says, "I want to be rich!" Poof he is rich. The second guy runs down the hill and says, " i want to be a bird" Poof he is turned into a bird." The third guy runs down the kill but trips on a rock and says, "Shet!" Poof
Hope u like Awa[k]enD
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Post by sarah89 on Sept 3, 2007 11:00:39 GMT -5
Hey,
So this plane loses an engine in the air and the captain says to the people on board, "Where to heavy where gonna crash!" So everyone helps throw out everything they can to lighten the load of the plane. It helps but not enough. So the captain says again, "Can we get any volunteers to jump off the plane so everyone can live?" No one says anything. So the captain says, "Ok fine where gonna have to do this alphabetical order then." "Can I get all the African Americans to jumb off the plane." None do! So he says, "Can I get all the blacks to jumb off the plane. None do. So this little boy tells his dad. "Aren't we African Americans and black?" His dad replys, "No son where niggggaz the mexicans well jumb before we do!"
Kinda stupid joke
Awa[k]enD
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