player111
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u know how i know you're gay?
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Post by player111 on Sept 2, 2006 14:47:17 GMT -5
Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replies.
The man continues, "Do you know what these are used for?"
"Not exactly," the boy says. "But they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do either one."
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player111
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Post by player111 on Sept 2, 2006 14:48:12 GMT -5
2 A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to give an example his students could relate to.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "He's probably golfing with his friends."
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Post by alexander on Sept 16, 2006 13:35:39 GMT -5
3 Paul goes to school the teacher tells him ''Paul go home and do your homework''.Paul goes home meanwhile hes asking his momy''Mom can you help me with the homework?'' she replied:''Shut up or im ganna hit you with the knife...Paul left and went to his dad.(Dad was watching tv soccer european football) ''Dad can you help me with the homework?'' (Dad's favorite football team scored) Dad saying ''YES YES YES'' Paul went to his sister.''Sister can you help me with the homework?'' (his sister was reading out loud) ''Abraham Lincoln. Abraham Lincoln. Abraham Lincoln''.After that Paul went to his little brother...''Brother can you help me with the homework?''(His brother was playing with his toys)...''Toys,Cars,Money,girls''. The next day Paul goes to school thinking all his questions have been answered. Teacher:Ok kids class starts now Paul please present your homework. Paul:Shut up or im gonna hit you with the knife !!. Teacher:Paul im gonna take you to the principal. Paul:YES YES YES !!!. Teacher:Paul who do you think you are?. Paul:Abraham Lincoln. Abraham Lincoln. Abraham Lincoln. Teacher: Paul what the heck is in your mind?. Paul:Toys,Cars,Money,Girls. Thats all for today folks hope you like it Alex.
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Post by sarah89 on Oct 5, 2006 13:06:29 GMT -5
I have short one, A vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender says, "why do you want a glass of water for?" The vampire reaches in his pocket a pulls out a used tampon and says, "I want to make some tea..."
Awa[k]enD
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Post by spamreflex on Oct 5, 2006 16:25:37 GMT -5
EEEWWWWW that was sick!!...
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Post by sarah89 on Aug 27, 2007 10:50:32 GMT -5
Hey,
Ok this gey guy goes into a bar and ask the bar tender if he can have a beer. The bar tender says, "Ok but drink beer in corner and dont bother anyone." This big texas guy walks in the bar and shouts, "DAM I'M SO THIRSTY I CAN LICK THE SWEET OFF A COWS BALLS!!" The gey guy smiles and says, "Moo moo cowboy"
hehe Hope you like
Awa[k]enD
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